Moral #222

Humans are not meant to be nocturnal.

Moral #4⅝

Not only should you expect the unexpected, just when you think you’ve moved on expect to find out it’s impossible to do so

Moral #1

You don’t always have to look before you leap!

Moral #453

You can dance if you want to

Moral #456

Joni Mitchell was right… you don’t know what you’ve got til its gone

Moral #56

You’re not necessarily a bad person if you can identify with Scrooge more than Tiny Tim.

Moral #7

There is a fine line btwn self-awareness and self-indulgence.

Moral #2

Being at home for the holidays instantly adds 10lbs.

Moral #727

There’s a reason there’s no place like home.